Somebody please knit me a sweater. Basically I'm freezing. I live in Florida. FLORIDA! Why is it 21 degrees outside?! I don't even own warm clothes. I have one sweater and some people have said it looks like a bowl of cereal. My scarves are for fashion, not warmth. I don't even own a pair of gloves.
I'm ready for summer. I need warm weather. I need shorts. I need to not have to wear socks.
So, I went to the skating rink the other day. Yes, it's true. I went with some girlfriends... and we probably wont be going again anytime soon.
1. I can't skate very well.
2. I always feel like I'm going to trip over a small child.
3. Creeps hang out at the skating rink. It's a proven fact.
4. My friend Kristi and I pretty much just watched the entire time. A couple of my friends tried to impress people by skating backwards. Way to go.
Want to know the most awkward part? All the 35 year old single dads!
Dear 35 year old dad,
I'm not impressed by your speed skating. Please take off your gold chain and stop using so much gel. And stop hitting on 10th graders.