indian embrace

I'm part indian (and when I say "indian" I mean native american) and I have decided to embrace my heritage. My first step was changing my wardrobe. Please notice the very authentic vest shown below.

I also have several pairs of moccasins and indian headbands. I'm also an expert at war paint. My next step was learning a rain dance which clearly worked Saturday night. Your welcome.

Now, to make this real, I'm gonna have to move into a tee pee. Don't worry, I've done this before. I watch survivorman so I'm pretty sure I can make it. Okay... I might start with a tent.


Last but not least, according to this photo I will also have to learn to play the banjo. Score!

Photo credits go to weheartit.