Background knowledge - My mom is in fact related to hot mess Heather Locklear.
Today I was cleaning out the linen closet and came across a box of pictures from my grandparents house. There were a lot of the usuals... my mom as a child, my dad with a mustache, me and my sister in diapers. Oh, but what else did I come across? Wedding pictures of Heather Lockear and Tommy Lee. Yes, actual snapshots my great aunt took at the wedding. White tuxedos? Yes. Babies breath hair? Yes. Upside down roses? Yes. Best pictures ever.