Dear Hurricane Irene,
Why didn't you bring me any rain? People in Florida embrace small hurricanes (and definitely hurricane parties). Others, say in New York, are scared of you. Don't be so rude.
Dear Five Guys,
You were delicious... but you completely ruined me. Completely.
Dear Cowboys and Aliens,
Well, I finally saw you. And while you didn't really have a plot, I really did like seeing cowboys and aliens in the same movie. And I did like that silent boy from Little Miss Sunshine was crazy as hell.
Dear Hobby Lobby,
Thank you for your awesome sales on paint!
Happy almost birthday!